Spartans Out-Hustle Pirates

Although the Pirates may have secured a major movie deal at the end of Tuesday night’s game, the Spartans secured another convincing victory over the Pirates in a match between two friendly rivals. Speculation had been growing for months before Tuesday’s contest about who would star in Dreamworks latest sporting blockbuster, “Space Jam 2: Slow Read More …

Breaking Bad… Habits

With fans still revelling in Monday night’s finale of hit television show, Breaking Bad, it was then the Pirates turn to show they had broken their bad habits when they took on the Diablos on Tuesday night. Sadly, they were unsuccessful in breaking their habits as well as breaking their drought of victories as they Read More …

Spelling Mistake Leaves Teens Disappointed

Thousands of adoring teenage fans arrived at Canberra Grammar on Tuesday night expecting to see their idol, Justin Bieber, only to discover that due to an auto-correct mistake on the promotional poster, they were there to see the Pirates take on the Beavers. Though most left in tears, some stayed to watch Bieber look alike, Read More …

Pirates Cross the Streams

Celebrating the thirtieth anniversary of the day Dan Aykroyd and Harold Ramis spoke about thinking about discussing the idea of writing Ghostbusters the movie, the Pirates and the Bears met in a Ghostbusters themed game that saw the Bears narrowly defeat the Pirates 44 to 35. Just like in any good true-to-life movie, the game Read More …

Captain Colosimo

STJ Captain Chris Colosimo led his team to victory Tuesday night against the Pirates who were again without stars Ben Roberts and Taylor Sneddon. Keeping pace with STJ for the first half, the Pirates would have been happy with their efforts but a lacklustre second half that lacked focus, urgency and skill killed any chance Read More …

Cosby Comes to Canberra, Almost

30,000 eager fans turned-up to the Australian Institute of Sport on Tuesday night expecting an evening with famed television comedian, Bill Cosby. Instead fans were treated to the 19th episode of the Bill Clisby show, where even Clisby (9 points, 3 assists, 1 steal, 2 blocks, 5 rebounds) was upstaged by one of his co-stars, Read More …

Hellfish Inspired to Victory

Asafa “Asa” Phelps (no relation to Olypmic champion Michael Phelps), decorated World War II veteran and co-founder of the Hellfish, died at 6:20pm on Tuesday evening aged 92. It was only after a long running and bitter feud with C. Montgomery Burns that nature finally assassinated Phelps, accomplishing what Fernando Vidal and several other imprisoned Read More …

Demons Plague Pirates

With most of their injured players back on the squad the Pirates were hoping to at least put on a solid display against division leaders, the Diablos. Despite a slow start, the Pirates looked a different side to those that have taken to the court over the past fourteen rounds, confidently moving the ball and Read More …

Depleted Pirates Go Down To Beavers

A depleted Pirates outfit was forced to rely on their junior ranks in their loss to the Beavers on Tuesday evening. Absent from the line-up were key forwards Todd Gregory, who has not been seen since July 23, and Brett Butler, ruled-out with a calf-injury sustained at the Pirates training session on Sunday. Defensively, the Read More …

Bears Get Ninja With Pirates

The Bears turned to their jujitsu training to get them through a tough night against a focussed Pirates outfit who were keen on acquiring a new bear skinned rug for their club house. Winning the tip, thanks to Brett “Alfred” Butler, the Pirates squandered their first few opportunities at the hoop, costing them on the Read More …