Kleinbrenner declares Mission Accomplished

Not since 2003 has the world witnessed such a convincing victory over an opponent as the Pirates had last night against the Meme Team. Claiming the mission was “accomplished”, Pirates GM, Geoff Kleinbrenner neglected to mention that basketball operations were still ongoing for the season. Turnovers were the key for the Pirates as were offensive Read More …

Memes make a mockery of Pirates

“When you’re on you’re on and when you’re off you’re off.” That was the quote from a member of the Pirates coaching staff after their shock loss to the Meme Team on Monday night. Pirates captain, Daniel Lillicrap, told his team before the game that the timing was ripe for an upset with Pirate teammates Read More …

Meme Team get Royal Treatment

Basketball fans were treated to a celebrity appearance by none-other than the Duke and Duchess of Sussex. As part of their Australian tour and the opening of the Invictus Games, snuck in on a Fredcom Basketball match between the Pirates and Meme Team, the latter going down 26 points to 40. It was a reasonable Read More …