Raptors Visit Bray Town

While the rest of Canberra was busy celebrating its centenary, the Raptors made the long and arduous trip to Bray Town where the population only served to send the Raptors home with sour memories and two less competition points. It wasn’t a great start for the boys in black as the first few offensive sets Read More …

Heat Gets to Pirates

The failure of an air-conditioning vent inside the Tuggeranong Treasure Dome saw fans and players alike swelter in the 30+°C heat. Ill prepared for the conditions, the Pirates struggled to find any rhythm in the match allowing their opponents to edge out a narrow three-point victory, 29 to 26. The first half was a low Read More …

Scientists re-evaluate demise of Dinosaurs

Scientists have been forced to re-evaluate current theories regarding the extinction of ancient reptiles after the Pirates slaughtered the Raptors on Monday night in an incident described by one prominent palaeontologist as “eerily reminiscent of what we believe happened to the dinosaurs.” Eggheads from across the globe are now examining a new theorem being postulated Read More …