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His holiness, Crocodylus Pontifex, made the statement after witnessing the Pirates Basketball Club defeat the Australian Catholic University’s Saints 36 points to 29 on Monday night in a triumph of evil over good. Built-up as the prelude to the forthcoming Armageddon scheduled for December 21st, the Saints represented the World’s last best chance of preventing Read More …
The inaugural MAMAs were held last Saturday at Albert Hall where current and former Pirates featured in the nominations not to mention prime sponsor the Transit Bar, up for the ACT Live Venue for 2012 Award. Nominees for Best ACT Alternative/Rock Artist were Tonk, Waterford and Aeon of Horus where former Pirates Pete Huet (bass Read More …
A bittersweet ending to one of the Pirates most popular imports came on Monday night when the depleted Pirates went down to a new-look Ruff ‘N Ready side 32 points to 24. The Pirates got out of the gate to a good start putting on ten points through the likes of forward, Todd Gregory (12 Read More …
Fortune may have favoured the 66’ers on the court in their clash against the Pirates on Monday night but away from the court, their luck crapped out as a scoresheet irregularity cost them their 40 points to 32 victory over the rough rascals of the sea. It was always going to be a tough ask Read More …
The Robo Pandas were determined to score back-to-back victories against the mighty Pirates on Monday night, turning up the pressure on the rugged beer swilling swine of the sea with an intense man-on-man defence that generated higher turnovers for the Pandas as well as easier baskets for the Pirates. Surprised by the additional attention the Read More …
Another slow start by the Pirates ultimately cost them the chance to solidify their second place ranking on the CMG ladder Monday night when they went down to the trouble plagued Easts 39 to 30. It wasn’t until the start of the second quarter that a well timed fade-away by Ben Roberts (6 points) got Read More …
“Baby face” John Burgess, host of Australia’s TV game show, Wheel of Fortune and owner of successful basketball franchise, We Got Game, was forced to eat some humble pie last night as his side was systematically targeted for destruction. Burgess had been talking up his team through the week, announcing that We Got Game were Read More …
Scientists have been forced to re-evaluate current theories regarding the extinction of ancient reptiles after the Pirates slaughtered the Raptors on Monday night in an incident described by one prominent palaeontologist as “eerily reminiscent of what we believe happened to the dinosaurs.” Eggheads from across the globe are now examining a new theorem being postulated Read More …
Although rusty in parts, the rogue rapscallions of the Pirates Basketball Club dominated their opponents from the Australian Catholic University (ACU), the outcome putting them in third place on the CMG ladder. A gradual start by both teams saw them within a point of each other by the end of ten minutes play, the Pirates Read More …
At a gala ceremony held at the Transit Bar on Sunday evening, major awards for the Pirates Basketball Club’s 2012 season were announced. While the players partner’s stole the show early with their fantastic designer dresses (photos available in the November issue of No-Idea Magazine), the night belonged to the two major award recipients. First Read More …