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“Baby face” John Burgess, host of Australia’s TV game show, Wheel of Fortune and owner of successful basketball franchise, We Got Game, was forced to eat some humble pie last night as his side was systematically targeted for destruction. Burgess had been talking up his team through the week, announcing that We Got Game were Read More …
Scientists have been forced to re-evaluate current theories regarding the extinction of ancient reptiles after the Pirates slaughtered the Raptors on Monday night in an incident described by one prominent palaeontologist as “eerily reminiscent of what we believe happened to the dinosaurs.” Eggheads from across the globe are now examining a new theorem being postulated Read More …
Although rusty in parts, the rogue rapscallions of the Pirates Basketball Club dominated their opponents from the Australian Catholic University (ACU), the outcome putting them in third place on the CMG ladder. A gradual start by both teams saw them within a point of each other by the end of ten minutes play, the Pirates Read More …
At a gala ceremony held at the Transit Bar on Sunday evening, major awards for the Pirates Basketball Club’s 2012 season were announced. While the players partner’s stole the show early with their fantastic designer dresses (photos available in the November issue of No-Idea Magazine), the night belonged to the two major award recipients. First Read More …
Reversing their fortunes from their shock first round defeat to the Sex Panthers, the Pirates switched colognes and turned their game on to record yet another impressive 54 points to 28 victory at the Tuggeranong Treasure Dome. Setting the tone of the game early, the Pirates converted their first five successive trips on the offensive Read More …